Guess what? We had an Earthquake here last night ( Read more... )

It's fucking snowing IN APRIL!

What the hell weather?

Okay, so last night I had a dream I had a pet snake and a pet Gilla monster. The snake was really long and a grayish tan color with black stripes running dow its sides and the Gilla monster, for some reason was this dark red and black color. So, for some reason, I kept them in my fridge. I went in to take them out for feeding time, when I realized ( Read more... )

Okay, so I was laying in my bed, watching TV. I was watching some movie that involved the Disney version of Aladdin and Princess Jasmine getting married. I thought "Yeah, like that'll ever work out" right before my Mom walked into the room, telling me to get up or I was going to be late for my GED ( Read more... )

So, today I was coming out of the room I was taking my GED Test in right? My Mom and Grandma were there to pick me up, and I passed by a room on the way to the elevator. I glanced in the room, which looked like a Hospital room, and saw a body laying in a bed! For a split second I though it was real, and wanted to go touch it, but then I realized it ( Read more... )

Well, this is just great. My kitchen flooded just now ( Read more... )